So you need to contact me for some strange reason? I won money? You want to tell me you're my biggest fan? You wanna tell me I'm YOUR biggest fan? Some methods of doing so are below.
The buttons have mouseovers for most of the information. You should be able to read what you need or click through to get it. It's a little backwards I guess, but it's pretty.
The text messaging form was removed for pretty obvious reasons.
Also good to note is unless I know you the chance of me answering a skype call from you is pretty slim. Message or email me first.