Bane Macleod

SUBJECT: Your Gay
You SUCK BIG @#$!

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Thank you for your valuable and constructive comment. It brought a little smile to my day just to know there are people like you out there looking in on my site from time to time.

Delving further into your visit to my little corner of the web, I see that you came from Google images and went directly to my MLB avatars page. I'm going to guess from here that you just picked up the Angels avatar and threw it into whatever forum you wanted to look cool on, Ignoring the large bold red text and illustrations of what would happen should you hotlink from my site.

Imagining the look on your face when your fellow forum-goers pointed out that your avatar didn't contain the logo for your favorite team, but a rather personal message about your sexual orientation, brings me yet another smile. I'm starting to like you now. It's not often people make me smile so much.

I'm going to bring this reply to a close now and thank you once again for the good times.

PS - Sorry about LA getting their ass handed to them tonight. What was the score? 11 - 3? Yowzers eh?

Congrats on the explosive closet exit,
Scottie

Me (Deep Voice): Yes *grunt* Hello?
Telemarketer: Hello! Is the lady of the house in?
Me (Heavy Breather): That depends *ugh* on what you *groan* define as the lady (pulling phone from mouth) Oh my god Bruce, just like that.
Telemarketer: Ummm, well...
Me (Flirty): Is there something *grunt* I can help you with? *moan*
Telemarketer: Maybe this is a bad time. We can call back later.
Me (My normal voice, if a bit chirpy): Sure thing! See ya.