Telemarketer with a story to tell? Check.

Phone rings, I check the Caller ID. Obvious Telemarketing number.

Me (Deep Voice): Yes *grunt* Hello?
Telemarketer: Hello! Is the lady of the house in?
Me (Heavy Breather): That depends *ugh* on what you *groan* define as the lady (pulling phone from mouth) Oh my god Bruce, just like that.
Telemarketer: Ummm, well...
Me (Flirty): Is there something *grunt* I can help you with? *moan*
Telemarketer: Maybe this is a bad time. We can call back later.
Me (My normal voice, if a bit chirpy): Sure thing! See ya.

I couldn't find my telemarketer script, I had to improvise.


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Diva
Apr 10, 2006 6:42 PM
http://www.j00wish.com

HAH! I love it! You’re my hero.

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Julie
Apr 10, 2006 8:56 PM
http://www.nymphamadria.com

lmao!!!!!!!!

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dynamitt
Apr 11, 2006 3:43 AM
http://dynam1tt.blogspot.com/

hehe cool

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Gem
Apr 11, 2006 4:14 PM

Least your prob made her shift at work a little more interesting

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Kitty
Apr 11, 2006 4:47 PM
http://meow.onebadkitty.net

LMAO….hmmm I have to try that one!!


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