Bane Macleod

Horrible friends are the best kind!

In the "I'm still a loser even though I'm trying hard not to be one" category, one of my favoritist people in the universe had a birthday some time ago which I completely ignored. Jake is really a superstar, and if I wasn't such a self absorbed prick I would have checked his birthday instead of going with my shite memory to lead me to thinking it was 10 days later than it was. After forgetting that I even managed to screw up my one chance at getting him the birthday card I wanted to, but there's always next year with another alter boy I suppose.

Happy severely belated birthday brother, and I'll give ya a big juicy smooch next time I see ya, just to make sure you're still into that in your old age.