GTA Revisited

Since I was told that my entry from last night ran a little long I decided to post a condensed version of it.

Dear Parents and Senators,

You bought a game for your child that features gang warfare, vehicular homicide, sex, prostitution, incredibly foul language, murder, drugs, maiming a police officer with a baseball bat, and the ability to steal a dildo from a police station and use it to beat people.

In said game you have the ability to kill people with bats, pistols, mini smgs, ak-47s, rocket launchers, molotov cocktails, sawed off shotguns, knives, tec 9s, flamethrowers, sniper rifles, grenades, silenced weapons, m4s, plastic explosives and fish vans... and the dildo.

After buying that game for your child you're complaining about a sex scene, unlockable using an internet (thats the place little Johnny has been getting his porn for years) downloaded source code modification.

I'd like you to look up a word in the dictionary for me.

PRIORITIES

Your humble servant,
Scottie

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Jules
Jul 29, 2005 5:10 AM
http://jules.draaz.com

[[[Since I was told that my entry from last night ran a little long I decided to post a condensed version of it.]]]
Who told you that? Shame on ‘em! :wink:

Frankly, I think the succinct version says it in a much better way. To-the-point and full of sarcasm! w00t! :wink:

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Diva
Jul 29, 2005 6:05 AM
http://www.j00wish.com

I said I’d read it today. I was going to bed. Sheesh…

I like today’s version, tho’. Classic Bane. I wish they’d read it in the lawsuits. :p

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Jules
Jul 29, 2005 7:03 AM
http://jules.draaz.com

I retract the “shame on ‘em” comment! :biggrin:

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Brea
Jul 29, 2005 9:59 PM
http://headsturn.blogspot.com

Ah yes, priorities!

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Audrey
Jul 30, 2005 1:52 AM
http://www.audiedoggie.net

I love both versions frankly! I like the sarcasm in the second one, but I also love the extensive thought that you put into the first one! But that’s just me! <3


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