Bane Macleod

Uberman: Wanna Phonesex?
Snake: You like Big Fat Dick?
Uberman: No, I'm looking for wet pussy
Snake: Oh, Sorry, I'm fresh out, all I have is big fat dick, let me know if your ass itches.
Uberman: Whatever, go suck on your boyfriends tiny penis
Snake: =D I am the boyfriend dumbass, haven't you figured that out?
Uberman: Yes, I just called you gay and you didnt even notic!! I win!! HAHAHA
Snake: You messaged a girl you fucking moron, If I was gay how would I be her boyfriend? That would make me bisexual, and put you firmly back in the realm of moronic assholes, where you belong. I win!! hahaha.. I mean.. HAHAHA
Uberman: No Im just drunk
Snake: Well, if your drunk maybe you have a little German in you eh?
Uberman: I'm not fucking German
Snake: Obviously not, were you German you would know its über not Uber my moronic inbred new friend.
Uberman: IN ENGLOSH ITS UBER FUCKER
Snake: Perhaps it is.. But we are speaking English, and that is a German word. Uberman: YOU CAN SPEKE JAPANESE IN ENGLISH STUPID
Snake: LOL, How drunk are you my pathetic little misfit?
Uberman: FUCK IM JUST LOOKING FOR A GIRL TO CYBER WITH
Snake: Oh, well, I'm not a girl and all, but your not too smart, maybe I can pretend for you and you wont notice?
Uberman: FUCK YOU ASSHOLE
Snake: I have a super idea! Lets get kinky!! Lets hit the IGNORE button together!! Can you find yours?
Uberman: YOU HAVE A SHORT PENIS AND YOUR HOMO
Snake: Thats sweet of you to say, I'll miss you too.. Night Night